Digg is the new Slashdot, and whilst getting digged might not bring your site down like a true slashdotting, it is far cooler and carries more interweb credibility. So here are the top ten ways to get your site onto the frontpage of Digg:

1. Buy your diggs
   The easiest way: create a fake website/blog and fill it with drivel and useless rambling content. Now find a pay service that guarantees you diggs through a sneaky network of paid-for clicks. Make sure your site is loaded with Google Ad’s in order to try
   make up the money you spent on getting digged (this probably won’t happen).
2. Post a story about how you got digged using a paid service
   After completing step 1, ensure that you create another article/website detailing how you defrauded Digg by using the sneaky click service. You are guaranteed to be digged again.
3. Get a story digged and then post a follow up story about how you survived the digging
   This is a bit of a conundrum since to get digged you’ll have to have been digged previously. Perhaps use number 1 and 2 above. Once your host has survived/crumbled the digging, post about how it happened, what happened, and which affiliate host you really recommend that every reader signs up with. Don’t forget the your affiliate ID in those referring links! (also known as an advertorial.)
4. The best <subject> picture you’ll see today
   Spend some time browsing those lame college humour websites and find some random picture that was funny in 1998 and then create a new post on your blog hot-linking straight to the image with an additional 5 word caption written by you. Submit it as a new story on Digg with the headline, “The best <subject> picture you’ll see today”. Alternatively find pictures of anything happening in slow motion (milk hitting coffee for instance) and post that - additional points if you manage to get pictures that everyone saw last year digged again.
5. Discuss how Digg is flawed
   Write an article discussing how digg is flawed and the users are stupid. Include examples of spam posts that made it to the front page and also add details of a giant conspiracy that is ruining the internet for everyone.
6. Random non-expert advice
   Find a blog written by a 12 year old who professes to be an expert in some field related to computers. Take his/her word as gospel and repost their article on your blog, and then submit it to Digg as the latest professional advice from some expert. Don’t worry if they can’t spell, think straight, or even write articles longer than 20 words, Digg forgives all.
7. Create a Top 10 list on absolutely anything
   I lied, paying for your diggs isn’t the easiest way to get onto the front page. Creating a top 10 list of absolutely any subject that enters your head is the easiest way to get onto Digg. Think of something, anything, bananas! Make a 10 point list about banana’s; even if it isn’t a TOP 10 list, label it as such. Or steal someone else’s list and link to it on your site, then submit that. Make sure that at least some of the points are fillers or repeats of previous points.
8. Create a Top 5 list on absolutely anything
   I lied, paying for your diggs isn’t the easiest way to get onto the front page. Creating a top 5 list of absolutely any subject that enters your head is the easiest way to get onto Digg. Think of something, anything, bananas! Make a 5 point list about banana’s; even if it isn’t a TOP 5 list, label it as such. Or steal someone else’s list and link to it on your site, then submit that. Make sure that at least some of the points are fillers or repeats of previous points.
9. Repost this article on your blog
   Easy.
10. Write something useful that people would enjoy reading
    Haha, no seriously…